Pairing: Frodo/Sam, various others implied
Why you should read this: As the title implies, it's a crackfest based on the ring's emo rantings.
Title: The wraith of Mordor
Fandom: LotR/Stargate: Atlantis
Why you should read this: This should really just be crack, but Lobelia's gorgeous use of language makes it something so much more.